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Sunday, November 1, 2009

The Zipper...Get Ready to Giggle!!!


Okay bloggers get ready to giggle...I nearly had a little accident when I read this! I thought that in this life we only have a few opportunities to laugh together....so I wanted to share a smile with you this morning. I posted this once before...but thought it was worth a second publishing, so I am joining Chari at Happy to Design for Sunday Favorites! Thanks for hosting this party girl...it gives us a second chance to see posts that otherwise we may have missed!

"The Zipper."
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'

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18 comments:

Evelyn Howard said...

Cute! Thanks for posting the story :)

Chari said...

Hi Girlfriend...

Ohhh my gosh!!! What a hoot!!! I've never heard this one and it's absolutely precious...I got a visual as I read the last line...too funny!!! Thanks so much for sharing this funny with us today for Sunday Favorites...great post!!! I always say..."bring on the smiles"...and this one certainly did!!!

Warmest wishes,
Chari

Sue said...

What a hoot-thanks for the laugh!!

Nutty Gnome said...

Haha - I could see where this was going, but it still made me laugh out loud!!!!
Thanks for brightening a dull, wet and dismal day :)

Darla said...

Funny Toots!

Lillie Mae Acres said...

Too FUNNY!

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

Tooooooo cute. Thanks for the giggle. Hugs, Marty

Glenda/MidSouth said...

Funny - thanks for sharing with us.

Marie said...

Thanks so much for that laugh!!!!! That was a good one. You have a great day!
Love,
Marie

Dragonfly Treasure said...

WHOA! I needed that laugh!! Thanks for the chuckle!!
*hugs*Deb

RainGardener said...

Tootsie that is too funny! I'm still laughing - gonna pass it on to some friends that definitely need to get to know you. LOL

Calming Scents said...

Hey that is funny! I wasnt expecting it, thanks for the giggle.

Lori E said...

I have always liked this one.
Good way to start the day. Okay I started mine about 3 hours ago but still this is the first laugh of the day.

Justine said...

OMG!!!! That was hysterical! I never saw it coming! heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thanks Toots!

Justine :o )

Queenmothermamaw said...

I loved it. You are the one girl. Funny, funny, funny.
QMM

Behind My Picket Fence said...

FRIENDS ARE GOOD!!!!! ROFLOL!! Tootsie - you've still got it girl!

The Japanese Redneck said...

That was worth reposting again. Loved it.

Erin said...

ROFLMBO!