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Saturday, May 7, 2011

For All Moms…Including Mine.

First I would like to begin this post with a little something for ALL Moms. This is so cute!
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me.. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him? 1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad? 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2 She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on..
Who's the boss at your house? 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads? 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2.. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time? 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect? 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her head.

I've carried babies within my body. Slept with a baby on my chest. I've kissed boo boos and mended broken hearts. I've been puked on, peed on, jumped on and spent sleepless nights in the rocking chair. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
My body isn't magazine perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a MOM, and there is no greater honor or blessing!!

I hope one day my kids will look at me and know how much they mean to me, and think of me as a mom who always was there when they needed a hug…or just a smile… or some good advice. I am the one they always have to rely on, to confide in…and who will never put them anywhere but first.

To all of the moms out here in Blog Land…HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU ALL!!!

Until next week…when I share more of my Tootsieness….happy weekend!!!

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onlymehere said...

This was a fun post Tootsie! I hope you have a fabulous Mother's Day!

Sue said...

What a wonderful post, Tootsie, and a great tribute to your mom. I'm sure she is sooo proud of you!
Happy Happy Mother's day to you!

Screaming Meme said...

I LOVED this post! :) Come read a tribute I wrote to my Mom and Gramma and check out my cash giveaway!

Xo, Meme

Becca's Dirt said...

That was so nice Tootsie. What a special tribute to your mother. Love those funnies. I'm at my daughters visiting now and we were laughing over these. Happy Mothers Day Glenda.

(I'll be back next week to join the Friday party)

Helen said...

Oh .. this will be one of my all time favorite Mother's Day posts! Happy Day!

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Happy Mother's and Birthday to you my sweet girl..Hugs and smiles Gloria

Ever Green Tree said...

Happy Mothers Day!

Anonymous said...

be happy and love. kiss

Ima Weed said...

A great way to start my day. Happy Mother's Day!!

Andrea said...

Happy Mothers' Day Tootsie, and may you be fully blessed.

Asha Ram said...

Happy Mother's Day to you too :)

Nancy's Notes said...

Great post Tootsie! Hope your day was filled with all that you love!


Anonymous said...

Tootsie.....This was a great and fun mothers day. we had a lot of fun, and the kids and grampie had fun too. we will go junkin again soon :) I was just wondering.... (when did my coolness start) ha ha ha we are cool together I guess and lovin it. There is no greater pleasure in this whole world, than being a mom. No one said it would be easy, and sometimes its not, especially, when you raise your kids by yourself with out any help, or repsonsibility from those who think they own you. You are doing a fantastic job, and your kids love you, and someday will think you are COOL.

The Japanese Redneck said...

Happy Mother's Day to both of ya'll.

siteseer said...

Mother's Day is always a special day to enjoy and remember our mothers.