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Sunday, May 17, 2009


I got this in my email this morning and thought it was cute...

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile

and :( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) Happy

:-( Sad
Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned!
Hopefully I will be able to make my huge announcement by the middle of the week...I can hardly wait, but have to be sure that the timing is right!


YaYa's Funhouse said...

That is hilarious!!! I can call someone a smart ass and not really call them that!! HA!!! ( o )....or something like that. HA!!!!!!!!! ROFL

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Girl I want to know the BIG news you have a symbol for nosey...I thought you went camping this weekend...wheather bad?? what gives..Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

imjacobsmom said...

I agree this is hilarious AND I can't wait to hear the news....SPILL IT!!!!!! BTW, if you saw my garden right now you would cry - the bunnies are running rampant! ~ Robyn

Jesikarena said...

LOL! I got this one last week!
How funny! someone has way too much time on there hands!
can't wait to hear the big news!

Tootsie said...

I am camping....Bob has an air card with unlimited minutes!!!! this way I never have to leave you all behind!

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

Ok, Tootsie! What the big announment? Gf that is no fair. You are a huge tease.

This post was really funny!
Hugs, Terrie

Life on the Edge said...

Ha, I love these! I've seen some of them before, but now I have all these new ways to refer to someone as an ass, lol!

Can't wait to hear what your big news is!


Domestic Designer said...

Funny! I am very curious about your big news!

Cathy S. said...

That is too funny! now I am curious about your announcement.

raxx a day in the life said...

Suprises!! Oh I cant wait for your announcement!

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Hmmm...other than the smiley faces I had never seen some of those. Do people REALLY use some of those? Goodness...but of course they do... :)
Have a great week!

Four Paws and Co said...

OMG, Too funny! Nope, I haven't seen that one!!! tee hee hee!!! ♥ Diane

Four Paws and Co said...

PS I forgot to add this...

OKAY LADY, SPILL IT! You can't drop a bomb on us like that & then not spill the beans!

xinex said...

C'mon Toots, can't you tell us the news sooner? We're curious! Funny post...Christine

Kathy said...

That's so funny Tootsie rofl, thanks for the giggle, will be back for the big news :-)Kathy.

Unknown said...

Funny one Tootsie....waiting on the big news!!

Jessica said...

LOL~ this was too CUTE!

Hope you have a GREAT day!


Rue said...

Tootsie... LOL You are so funny!

Happy belated Birthday to you sweet friend :)


cindy said...

Funny! So my little plants got a little finally warmed up here so they are sitting outside in the sun today...Okay...cant wait for the big announcement...could it be you are going to visit each and everyone of us and help us in person with our summer planting?...well, a girl can dream..right?

"Blossom" said...

I am rollin this morning with laughter. I didn't see one for
tired a__ __. My butt is draging from haveing Kara all weekend. Those little four year olds can wear you out. I love secrets; as long as I know before anyone else.
Tell me............tell me.......... I can't wait or I'll bust.

Unknown said...

Ha, ha. lol.