T.G.I.F!!!!

You know how some weeks seem to fly by quickly and others just crawl even if you are busy with things. Sometimes you lose track and sometimes it just feels like its a certain day but oh my gosh its really ”only” or oh my gosh its Thursday already!!! Yikes.. I could picture this scenerio and wanted to share it with you.
There was a young lady who was totally exhausted from a week’s worth of work. Finally, it was time for her to end her work day and go home.
As she entered the elevator, she sighed a triumphant, “T-G-I-F…,” and began to relish the thought of going home and relaxing the weekend away.
It so happened that there was a man on the elevator with her and heard her jubilant exclamation.
His reply to her was, “S-H-I-T.”
Now the woman was not sure if she heard the man correctly and she was determined not to let this man ruin her beautiful weekend she had ahead of her, so again she stated more strongly, “T-G-I-F!” and glared at the man, daring him to repeat his obscenity.
The man made eye contact and stated matter-of-factly, “S-H-I-T.”
This infuriated the young woman, so with hands on her hips she stated, “How dare you use profane language like that in front of a lady! I was saying, T-G-I-F…’Thank Goodness it’s Friday’. What is wrong with you!?”
The man was amused at her outrage and with a smirk on his face replied,
“S-H-I-T. ‘Sorry, Honey… it’s THURSDAY!”
And with that walked off the elevator with a spunky step.

Thank goodness that is not the case here! lol Have a great weekend friends...enjoy your families and have a safe and happy time! I will be trying to stop in, but we have a very busy weekend ahead of us, so I may not have time! (can you say withdrawl?) See you all on Monday!

The Zipper---Man this is Funny!

Okay bloggers get ready to giggle...I nearly had a little accident when I read this! I thought that in this life we only have a few opportunities to laugh together....so I wanted to share a smile with you this morning. I mean no offense when I say this...but it made me think of either something I would do....or at the very least...our sweet Buffie! lol You know I love you girl...

The Zipper.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'