I NEED A CROWN!!!!!!!

Now I thought I was alone in this pain...but got a comment from a wonderful friend, Cindy, (who also has a blog....but I don't want to "out" her addiction to this crown business too much) said to me that she too has been silently hurting for one...or more as well . How can something so small...so beautiful....so decadent....be so painful? Is it really that bad? yes...yes it is.
I am supposed to be Christmas shopping....so I go to the gift shop...supposedly looking for a gift for a friend....but NO.....I am looking for CROWNS! And....there are none...so I get discouraged and go home. No gift for my friend...
I am supposed to be getting my kid's skates sharpened...but see a gift shop on the left...so I forgot to sharpen his skates....cause I was looking for a crown....and there are none....I got cranky and went home instead. (good thing they weren't badly dull)
My 9,8 and 3 year old children know Mommy wants a crown so bad....that I know they got me a dollar store tiara for Christmas....even they know how desperate I am!
My 3 year old daughter (Busy) made me an orange construction paper crown at school last week....it ripped and now has a little tape on it....it is just NOT the same! Yes...its orange! stop laughing at me!
I should be sleeping...but NO! I am online coveting the crowns...and searching the Internet for a place to get one for me. Christmas gifts? NO!!!! CROWNS??? Yes!!!!

Don't worry Cindy....Tootsie is ON THE CASE....Chrissy....we will soon stop stalking you with crown comments....(my fingers are crossed) lol
Well? Why are you still here? My head-I mean garden- is still naked!!!! GO PEOPLE! GO! FIND ME A CROWN....OR IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! Oh man? did I say that? yea..I really have to find one soon...
(also...anywhere you see the LOL...it is not a giggle from a nice lady....it is the foreboding cackle of an obsessed Tootsie!)