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Sunday, September 13, 2009

My Promise To My Peeps

None of that "Sissy" Stuff
Are you tired of those
sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
'TRUE' Friendship.
You WON'T see any
cutesy, little, smiley faces....
Just the stone, cold truth
of our great friendship.

1. When you are SAD,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad,
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are BLUE,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you SMILE,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

4. When you're SCARED,
we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are WORRIED,
I will tell you 'horrible' stories about how much worse
it could be, until you
quit whining, ya "BIG BABY" !!!!

6. When you are CONFUSED,
I will use little words.

7. When you are SICK,
STAY away from me,
until you are well again.
I don't want, whatever you have...

8. When you FALL,
I will pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my OATH...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
-- because you are my FRIEND!
***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the
true warmth.
**********************

28 comments:

trash talk said...

Bust out the Depends 'cause I feel ya baby!
Debbie

Nancy said...

LOL! That was great!

Nancy

Blondie's Journal said...

Incredibly wonderful!!

Will you be my friend (even though I love to make those :-) faces???

xoxo
Janie

Queenmothermamaw said...

Well honey, that is almost as cute as you, and I am telling you the truth. Check out my post for Monday. All the questions will be answered.
Your truthful friend. QMM

Love the Decor! said...

Cute post! Thank you for the day brightener

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

Oh Tootsie, this is priceless. You are so right. True friendship is through thick and thin and the sometimes ridiculous. I love it. Just so you know, I am your true friend. lol Hugs, Marty

Valerie said...

This is great. Love it! Thank you.

Donna Marie said...

Hi Tootsie,

Now that's what friendship is all about! :)

xoxoxoxo
Donna Marie

Kathy said...

Hey Tootsie... fun catchin-up on your blog...glad your getting some milage out of "Fallerizing"...It is a great word isn't it!!!! Love your flowers and all your attention to your yard...Thanks for the letter, LOL... xoxo~Kathy~ @ Sweet Up-North Mornings...

Inspired Comblogulations said...

I LOVE YOU TOOTSIE!
I admire humor and guts you have both.

GREAT POST... YOUR RIGHT, TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE...THIS ALSO WAS A MOUTHFUL!

Lee

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

GREAT post...love it...

Susie's country cottage said...

There was never a truer word spoken. Great post!
Susie

Darla said...

Well my friend, aren't you just full of yourself today? LOL Great post!

Sue said...

Now THAT is the kind of gooey friendship poetry I can handle.
Thanks for the smile!

Betty said...

Cute post, thanks for the laugh, now I am off to the fun stuff...canning, yes I need a life!
Have a great day.

Behind My Picket Fence said...

Confusius say: That Tootsie - she too smart for britches!

In itty, bitty words - I luv ya babe! Too funny. I think I may have to immortalize your words in a cross stitch sampler or sew it into a quilt somehow. Hmmmm.

While you've been destroying God's creations in your flower beds, I have been (gasp!!) cleaning my house and tweaking for fall. Lordy, lordy, how can one house be such a disaster? The Woolies will be here on Thursday and it's my first time hosting since the "incident".

Can you feel me "smiling"? You need to come & get involved in this too.........I'm plotting a good time.

Mega congrats on the 100,000! I'd be doing a major happy dance too. (I'll let you know when my readership gets to 10. :-(

Hugs,
Ms. Faye

"Blossom" said...

In my dictionary true friendship is spelled "Tootsie".
You are what true friendship is and means. Love ya girl.
I am exhausted from the week-end from the grandkids.

Lynne (lynnesgiftsfromtheheart) said...

You are a scream.. warm words from a warm and dear friend.. thanks for the visit darling.
hugs ~lynne~

Shelia said...

Oh you funny gal! I'm so glad I had my bladder repair surgery a few years ago or I'd be in trouble! :)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Florida Sue said...

Good one! I love it, my little kick me in the butt buddy. Now that's what I call a true black and blue friend!..you're so sweet.

XOSue

Barb said...

Oh Tootsie,
I laughed my head off at this!!!

Nice way to start the day. Support from a friend who is 'joining in',
and a good laugh!!
thanks

blessings and see you tomorrow

barbara jean

Hocking Hills Gardener said...

LOL! So cute. Deal out that tough love.

M.L. @ The House of Whimsy said...

Hee-Hee! Funny post! The sign of a true friend.

Mary Ellen (megardengal) said...

Tootsie you are just a riot! Where do you come up with this stuff!! Wish you lived close - you would keep me in stitches!

Hope your week is starting off well friend!

I just came back from my nieces 5th birthday party this weekend- another weekend of traveling- this time all by my lonesome. Am always a tad nervous about traveling such distance by myself as I have a tendency to fall asleep 20 minutes into a trip!!

blessings
mary

Momof3 said...

This illustrates why I love your blog! So funny.

The Japanese Redneck said...

I love it.

Ramona

Sassy said...

♥ that Tootsie....needed the laugh...I have missed you...I have been so dang busy......and NO my yard still doesn't look like yours and it is still hotter than heck here...but I dream about yards that look like yours and my home looks like yours...I will have to try these pumpkins...so dang cute.......LIKE YOU!!!!!!

Lady Katherine said...

This is another reason I love visiting you! You can make me laugh! I have a good time here!