My Promise To My Peeps

None of that "Sissy" Stuff

Are you tired of those

sissy 'friendship' poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

'TRUE' Friendship.

You WON'T see any

cutesy, little, smiley faces....

Just the stone, cold truth

of our great friendship.

1. When you are SAD,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad,

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are BLUE,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.

3. When you SMILE,

I will know you are

plotting something

that I must be involved in.

4. When you're SCARED,

we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are WORRIED,

I will tell you 'horrible' stories about how much worse

it could be, until you

quit whining, ya "BIG BABY" !!!!

6. When you are CONFUSED,

I will use little words.

7. When you are SICK,

STAY away from me,

until you are well again.

I don't want, whatever you have...

8. When you FALL,

I will pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my OATH...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

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