Forget Rednecks!
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:
the sad part is some of it I do! lol ha ha !!! enjoy!
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .. ( or me in the plant department anywhere...lol)
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada . (done this a few times! )
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada . (yep...I do this! lol)
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada . ( yes...yes I do)
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada . ( and this happens a lot...ha ha)
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada . (were they at my house???? ha ha)
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! what's wrong with a girl knowing this????)
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada . (it's sad...but I do this every year!)
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada . (speed is a passion you know! I love it!)
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada . (only in Saskatchewan...we don't have this here in Alberta so much)
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada . (sucks...but it's true)
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! I want a snow blower...my shovel isn't gas powered!)
If you find -5 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada . ( ya Justine!!!)
If you actually understand these jokes,
and share them with all of your friends,
you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
DAMN STRAIGHT I'M PROUD!!!
have a good weekend kids! see ya soon....
Life as a single mom is a busy one to say the least. I have been taking a lot of photos of what I have been doing...so when I finally have the time and the energy to get back on here full time...LOOK OUT! TOOTSIE HAS BEEN A BUSY GAL!
miss ya guys!
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:
the sad part is some of it I do! lol ha ha !!! enjoy!
If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .. ( or me in the plant department anywhere...lol)
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada . (done this a few times! )
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada . (yep...I do this! lol)
If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada . ( yes...yes I do)
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada . ( and this happens a lot...ha ha)
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada . (were they at my house???? ha ha)
If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! what's wrong with a girl knowing this????)
If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada . (it's sad...but I do this every year!)
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada . (speed is a passion you know! I love it!)
If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada . (only in Saskatchewan...we don't have this here in Alberta so much)
If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada . (sucks...but it's true)
If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! I want a snow blower...my shovel isn't gas powered!)
If you find -5 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada . ( ya Justine!!!)
If you actually understand these jokes,
and share them with all of your friends,
you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
DAMN STRAIGHT I'M PROUD!!!
have a good weekend kids! see ya soon....
Life as a single mom is a busy one to say the least. I have been taking a lot of photos of what I have been doing...so when I finally have the time and the energy to get back on here full time...LOOK OUT! TOOTSIE HAS BEEN A BUSY GAL!
miss ya guys!
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Comments
If RATS are on the menu, you may live in China.
If you wear a winter jacket and toque in the office and leave the windows open for fresh air, you may live in China.
Take care!
I've always wanted to visit Saskatchewan........... I've been told its pretty cold there!
keep in touch Tootsie.
Rosie
Have a great week!
Justine :o )
She told me that Americans ask Canadians about other Canadians like your population is 200 max!
Have a great day!
I look forward to your flowers this summer. I loved you Jeff Foxworthy post, it could also apply to MS I have held long conversations with wrong # before...lol...but our weather is Summer, Summer, Christmas and almost Summer.
Have a blessed week
Molly
Miss Bloomers
All my best to you in the single parenting department! I did that for a few years when my son was small. I am now helping to raise my 2 grandkids who live here and it is a challenge at times for my 52 year old self. At least you have age on your side!!! YEA!!!
How old are your three babies now???
xoxo- Julie
Brenda
QMM
It's going to be 48 her today but cloudy. Have a wonderful day girlfriend.
thanks for the smiles!
Don't you love being Canadian? Me too.
Just checking in. Hope all is going well for you my friend!! this was a cute post, it made me smile thank you for that!
Haven't been blogging for a while...good to be back, hope all is well with you.
Tracy
Anyway.....
Love this post. You Canadians sound a lot like us Aussies. Except for the snow we could be guilty of doing all that too. And yes you should be Proud!
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