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Sunday, January 17, 2010

I Ain't No Redneck- BUT....

Forget Rednecks!
Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians:
the sad part is some of it I do! lol ha ha !!! enjoy!

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .. ( or me in the plant department anywhere...lol)

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada . (done this a few times! )

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada . (yep...I do this! lol)


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada . ( yes...yes I do)

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada . ( and this happens a lot...ha ha)

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada . (were they at my house???? ha ha)

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! what's wrong with a girl knowing this????)

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada . (it's sad...but I do this every year!)

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada . (speed is a passion you know! I love it!)

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada . (only in Saskatchewan...we don't have this here in Alberta so much)

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada . (sucks...but it's true)

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada . (hey!!! I want a snow blower...my shovel isn't gas powered!)

If you find -5 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada . ( ya Justine!!!)

If you actually understand these jokes,
and share them with all of your friends,

you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

DAMN STRAIGHT I'M PROUD!!!
have a good weekend kids! see ya soon....
Life as a single mom is a busy one to say the least. I have been taking a lot of photos of what I have been doing...so when I finally have the time and the energy to get back on here full time...LOOK OUT! TOOTSIE HAS BEEN A BUSY GAL!
miss ya guys!









































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