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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Just a little smile…or two.

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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”

The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing. I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”

“Whoa,” replied the first woman. “I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”

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Someone was looking for you......

This guy knocked on my door, and said he was looking for you.

I lied.. and told him I didn't know where you were.

You OWE me!!! hahahaha!!!

And with that…I bit you a good week! I am so busy doing a lot of little projects…working my fingers to the bone…and spending a little quality time with my kids each day…that I have not had one second to post! I will not be posting the projects on here till they are all finished up…so that’s it!

I will see you all back here for Fertilizer Friday…I can’t wait to see what eveyone is sharing this week!!!

I have a little less than 50 more followers to go to reach 500…when I reach 500 followers…there will be a giveaway! I can’t hardly wait!!! See you on Friday!

Hugs and smiles…and if I could…I’d raise a glass to those three who read…and think I write especially to them! hahaha! *) *) *) Evil Grins!

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11 comments:

Maureen said...

Haha! You are on a roll today!

Garden Lily said...

Oh my! The Eiffel tower photo is definitely a Photoshop job, but a scary thought anyhow. Wow, 500 followers. That's a small town!

trash talk said...

That dude looks like Rosie O'Donnell with a 'stache! Thanks for the giggles!!!
Debbie

Andrea said...

yikes...to the guy in the short shorts....

Kristens Creations said...

Hi Tootsie! LOL...these were funny! I know it's been a while...I hope you are doing well! I looked at your flowers and they are all so beautiful! Mine are almost dead!! It's been 100 degrees here almost everyday for the past several weeks. My yard is drying up too! It's just awful. I bet you don't get that kind of weather up in Canada.

I wish I had some flowers to flaunt so I could join in on Fertilizer Friday! Maybe in the fall...take care, Kristen

Darla said...

This started my morning with a smile!! Thanks...

Karen said...

Thanks for the jokes today, Tootsie, they are just what I needed this morning!

The Japanese Redneck said...

Funny.

Wow, you have a lot of followers!

Kathy said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning. It got my day off to a great start.

9405018--Pat said...

these were great...thanks for the laughs...Pat H

siteseer said...

HAHAHA I think if I was trying to really sell my house I wouldn't tell future buyers about bad neighbors.... just might backfire on you lol. I'll be gone for a week too.... a whole weeks vacation!!!!! yeah me!!