Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”
The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing. I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”
“Whoa,” replied the first woman. “I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
(I love this one)
Someone was looking for you......
This guy knocked on my door, and said he was looking for you.
You OWE me!!! hahahaha!!!
And with that…I bit you a good week! I am so busy doing a lot of little projects…working my fingers to the bone…and spending a little quality time with my kids each day…that I have not had one second to post! I will not be posting the projects on here till they are all finished up…so that’s it!
I will see you all back here for Fertilizer Friday…I can’t wait to see what eveyone is sharing this week!!!
I have a little less than 50 more followers to go to reach 500…when I reach 500 followers…there will be a giveaway! I can’t hardly wait!!! See you on Friday!
Hugs and smiles…and if I could…I’d raise a glass to those three who read…and think I write especially to them! hahaha! *) *) *) Evil Grins!
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