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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

The Zipper---Man this is Funny!

Okay bloggers get ready to giggle...I nearly had a little accident when I read this! I thought that in this life we only have a few opportunities to laugh I wanted to share a smile with you this morning. I mean no offense when I say this...but it made me think of either something I would do....or at the very least...our sweet Buffie! lol You know I love you girl...

The Zipper.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'


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Anonymous said...

Tootsie that was a great laugh for me , so early in the morning, thank you for starting my day right.


squawmama said...

OMG!!! That was hilarious... I am LMAO... good way to start the day Tootsie... Thanks so much for the good laugh..


Raxx - A day in the life said...

LOL!!! Oh! Too funny!! Thanks for the laugh!

SG said...

LMAO!!! LOL! Oh Buffie must read this one!

"Blossom" said...

Tootsie I am sitting here at my desk at work and I am laughting so hard. What a story and it's made
my day!

Buffie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, LMAO!!! And yes, it is something I might do! Too funny Toots!

Buffie :)

Anonymous said...

Tootsie- this is so funny- I had just got finished reading Gloria entry about her little light project and she had me rolling and then yours! Thanks for the giggles!!

blessings to you!

mary :)

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the laugh. I always need a good laugh. I love all your flowers and just be content with sharing all the pretty pictures of your flowers. I'm sure you have made several people happy just by showing us yout green house tips. Blessings, Deanie

Chrissy...The Apothecary Shop said...

Oh my gosh, my stomach is hurting and my mascara has run like Tammy Faye just made my day!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! That was a good one, Tootsie Wootsie!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia :)

santamaker said...

Thanks, Tootsie...........that was hilarious!

Justine said...

Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeee! Oh, that was great, and yep, it's a Buffie kind of thing!

Justine :o )

Momof3 said...

hahahaha Too funny! Thanks for sharing. I don't know Buffie but it sounds like something I might do.