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Monday, September 5, 2011

Why Prarents Drink

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'

The child whispered,
' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered,' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,

The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' Me .. '


Pinky at Designs by Pinky said...

I've heard this and it is so cute!!!

Mary | Deep South Dish said...

Haha, heard that one before too, but it's always cute anyway!

ANGEL said...

funny! thanks for sharing glenda. i checked out and liked your FB page. thank you so much for hosting and sharing my FF post. happy gardening!

Lori E said...

Yup that is why I drink. Mind you my kids are grown but why break with tradition.

artis1111 said...

I am having trouble starting a rose from a cutting. I use root toner, but I am not having any luck. Do you have any tips for starting from a cutting? Kathy

Diane at My Cottage Garden said...

LOL! Thanks for the smile.

Deborah Ann said...

Haha...that's hilarious! Love the cowboy joke too on your other blog. Thanks for brightening my day!

Anne Fannie said...

Cute joke! I don't think I have ever heard it before!