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Monday, November 2, 2009

This is HILARIOUS....Makin ya Smile on Monday

I think that this is one of my all time favorite jokes...it's not clean or dirty...just stupid...Sunday's joke post got me on a tour through my stash of silliness...and with not much else to share yet (my projects are taking longer to do than I planned) I'm entertaining with a joke!

Drunk in the Toilet.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood- curdling scream is heard. Minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You Idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Happy Monday!

27 comments:

susan said...

Now THAT would never happen to a woman for LOTS of reasons--thanks for the smile!

D said...

Oh my goodness! That's so hilarious. LOL!

D said...

Oh my goodness! That's so hilarious. LOL!

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

ROFLMAO! Good one! ☺ Diane

Cathy said...

Oh that is great... good one

Evelyn Howard said...

LOL - would not be a good sight!

Autumn Belle said...

That is so funny, I didn't smile but I laughed out loud!

Susie's country cottage said...

Brilliant! I wasn't expecting that at the end. I will add this one to my repertoire! Enjoy the the rest of your week.
Susie

Darla said...

That is funny!!

Nutty Gnome said...

Haha - that creased me up! Brilliant :)

trash talk said...

Maybe I should try the old switcheroo on Cat Daddy. That ought to get him to sit up and pay attention!
Debbie

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

That's a good one for sure!

Deanie Rae's Space said...

Thank you for a Monday morning laugh. We all need a laugh and that was a good one. Blessings Deanie

The Japanese Redneck said...

LOL Tootsie.

Hope you are having a great Monday.

Ramona

"Blossom" said...

LMAO.
How are you this week? did the kids go trick or treat?

Chris said...

That's a scream! I'm forwarding it to my husband right now!

(Yes, I am evil!)

Inspired Comblogulations said...

very funny!
Lee

Together We Save said...

Thanks for the laugh!! I love it!

Justine said...

Ewwwwwww! Heeheehee!

But, this one didn't do it for me for some reason. But I'm glad it got you laughing!

Justine :o )

Becca's Dirt said...

Thanks for the smile. Have a good day Tootsie. Love the pic of you.

Catherine@AGardenerinProgress said...

That is a good one! :)

Dragonfly Treasure said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!
*hugs*Deb

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Too funny girl...got to watch those mop buckets...Hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Queenmothermamaw said...

Oh Tootsie you are a hoot and a nanny. I posted about my garden all summer and the patio maybe before you and I met, sweetie. I love you. You tickle me to death.
QMM

linda may said...

I haven't heard this one before. Love it! Very funny.

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

OOOOO, I am laughing! Thanks for the smiles. laurie

trailrider731 said...

Tickled my fancy,,,

seeya,

The Best is yet to come!!
PS,,, I'll soon be headed to the Post office to see what paperwork I have to fill out to send you a couple items! The Gourds are dring nicely and I'm still waiting on a good frost to collect a couple Elephant Ear bulbs.

seeya,
lynn