I think that this is one of my all time favorite jokes...it's not clean or dirty...just stupid...Sunday's joke post got me on a tour through my stash of silliness...and with not much else to share yet (my projects are taking longer to do than I planned) I'm entertaining with a joke!
Drunk in the Toilet.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood- curdling scream is heard. Minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You Idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Happy Monday!
Drunk in the Toilet.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood- curdling scream is heard. Minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming in there? You're scaring the customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles.
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You Idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Happy Monday!
Comments
Susie
Debbie
Hope you are having a great Monday.
Ramona
How are you this week? did the kids go trick or treat?
(Yes, I am evil!)
Lee
But, this one didn't do it for me for some reason. But I'm glad it got you laughing!
Justine :o )
*hugs*Deb
QMM
seeya,
The Best is yet to come!!
PS,,, I'll soon be headed to the Post office to see what paperwork I have to fill out to send you a couple items! The Gourds are dring nicely and I'm still waiting on a good frost to collect a couple Elephant Ear bulbs.
seeya,
lynn