The Other Stall

This Could Happen To You!
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doing' just fine!'
And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. '
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
'Can I come over?'
Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation.
I say: 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the person say, nervously: 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'
ROFLMAO!!!!!
HAPPY MONDAY! gone to the greenhouse...be back soon with some photos and information!

Comments

imjacobsmom said…
OmGosh! I feel for you - at first I was frightened for you, then I was embarrassed with you. The first thought that came into my head was Senator Larry Craig, here at our MSP airport. Do you know that that stall is a tourist attraction? When we had the Republican National Convention here that actually had a designated person act as a guide to show people where the restroom was located.....Robyn
Cyndi said…
I was laughing my head off reading this! Did this really happen to you? Or is this just a story you heard?Regardless,I love it and I can see how this coould happen these days.Good one.
Cyndi
Tootsie said…
This is NOT my story....BUT I have had a similar incident happen to me. It could happen to anyone....especially us in blog land! I thought of Nikki and Crumpet when I read this the first time! lol
I know that was really weird, but thanks for the best laugh I've had today. Hugs, Marty
Hi Tootsie, this is sooooo funny and something I would absolutely do! It kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine needs some potty paper and the girl in the next stall "doesn't have a square to spare." Thanks for sharing this hilarious story...I'm still laughing.
Warmly,
Tracey
OMG, you're too funny! Since they didn't ask for toilet paper I had a feeling the neighbor was on the phone! ☺
Melissa Miller said…
Tootsie I am laughing sooo hard I have tears!!!

Is that a true story or a joke? Good one...;)
Anonymous said…
THis is so funny Tootsie!!! Thanks for sharing!!

How are the little seedlings doing- I bet you have tons coming up by now!!

blessings
mary
Fieldstone said…
Hi Tootsie. How true. I was in a stall last week. Someone opened her door, did not wash her hands, switched off the light, and was gone. I was left in total darkness. I yelled at her, but she didn't come back. I inched my way to the door in total darkness to find the switch. You made me laugh. Fieldstone/Pam
Unknown said…
LMAO. You r to funny. I would totally do the same thing. I can barely keep quite i am laughing and crying so loud. LOL. Shh.. gotta be quite family sleeping.. lol.lol. lol. lol. mishelle
Tamara Jansen said…
Been there, done that Tootsie! I try not to EVER use my cell phone in a public bathroom for just this reason! Too funny :)
Tracy said…
Tootsie, that is too funny! My laugh for the day.
Thanks for sharing,
Tracy
Anonymous said…
Tootsie, that was so funny.

Hugs,
Chris
Kim said…
That was a good one!!! Needed that this morning - thanks!
Lori said…
OMG!!!! This is tooo Funny... I am crying I'm laughing so hard.
trash talk said…
Girl, you got me!!! What a hoot! I'd of had to tell 'em there was only seating for one...ME! That is a cute, cute, cute story. Thanks for the smile this morning. Debbie
Jessica said…
LMAO....that's MY Tootsie!!
Bo said…
Hi Tootsie...you're right...it could happen! LOL ;-) Bo
Bridget said…
Please tell me this is a joke. rofl
So funny! I work at Curves and ladies come in with their ear pieces on and start talking and I think they're talking to me! They hold up their finger to shush me because they're having a conversation on their phone...some of them are dr.'s on call! What a world, what a world! God Bless you today Tootsie! hope you got some sleep! Lauralu :)
So funny! I work at Curves and ladies come in with their ear pieces on and start talking and I think they're talking to me! They hold up their finger to shush me because they're having a conversation on their phone...some of them are dr.'s on call! What a world, what a world! God Bless you today Tootsie! hope you got some sleep! Lauralu :)
Oh my gosh, I'm laughing out loud!!!
~Michelle
momstheword said…
Very funny! I have sat in the restroom before and heard people say "Hello?" and it always startles me!
momstheword said…
Very funny! I have sat in the restroom before and heard people say "Hello?" and it always startles me!
Nancy Jane said…
This was too funny. Is nothing sacred anymore??? I used to go take a bubble bath to escape my family. Now I take the phones with me! Maybe we were better off without cells and portables! Nancy
~♥~ Monica S said…
HAhaha.. that is too funny! *grin* hehe... it's an oooops moment!!
What if a thing like that really happened... haha.. I'd die blushing!

Monica
Anonymous said…
You made me laugh out loud and that's a good thing!!!:-)
Salmagundi said…
Too funny!! I laughed at Robyn's comment above, too. Keep the great stories coming while we wait for those flowers to bloom!!!! Sally
Sweetie said…
How funny! Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction. I'll e-mail you tomorrow.
Sweetie
Okay, I've read this before, but I am STILL laughing out loud! You told it so well. laurie
Jill said…
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did this really happen??? You nut! You!

Okay so I read your comment below this but I am not erasing my question. I can really see myself doing something like this.