Hello!!! I got this email today...and it really tickled me...it reminds me of someone I know VERY well....
BANNED FROM WAL-MART...
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart:
Dear Mrs. Samsel,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1.. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2.. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4 July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away.'
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting> department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna=2 0look' by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through yelled, 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed, 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least...
15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'
Guys....this is just so much like the stuff my dad does....I could almost swear that this came in my Mom's mail!
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Friday, February 6, 2009
Who Does This Remind ME Of? ROFLMAO!!!!
Posted by Tootsie at 12:01 AM
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HAAA HAAAA too funny! I drag my hubby against his will to shop and I must say it's not the most joyful shopping...ugh! when will I learn! CHEERS! Michele
Haa, haa, haa. hilarious.... mishelle
I'd love to see that in action! Hilarious!!!
That is a funny story. I'll have to share some of the WILD things my dad has done as well, maybe your dad and mine know one another.
Heeheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh man, this was great!
Justine :o )
hahahhahahhaa how funny hahhahahhaa!
I got this email a while back its funny! Men around the world will be trying new things to one up this guy now (lol) French;)xoxo
I would NEVER want to go to the store with someone like this-lol.
My hubby likes to go into the stores and fart....then he walks around the isle to see peoples expressions. Is that not sick?
Hi Tootsie, Too funny! So your dad must be a character! Got any stories? ~Cindy~
That's hilarious! I'm sure my husband can relate!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Tootsie you've made my day! My husband would so want to do these type of things if I made him go shopping with me! This was too dang funny and a great way to start the day! Cindy
What a fun prankster! I love the spirit he has!
Hahaha!! You must've had alot of fun growing up :-)
HAve a great weekend!
OMG, this is too funny! I also sounds like something my hubby would do! He can be sooo annoying... ♥
LOL so funny! Reminds me of David Letterman's lists.
Funny stuff!! Neither one of us likes to go to WalMart - so we are in and out as fast as we can. Have a great weekend!! Sally
Hey Glenda! Hope you are having a great day!
so funny! Great post!
Hi Tootsie...What a hoot! I once saw a man in TJ Maxx repeatedly beg his wife to buy a salad spinner! No kidding! Yes...leave them at home!!!...Debbie
GM Toots...that is so funny..I know a few guys like that..hope you have a great day...hugs and smiles Gloria
You know this sounds like a lot of fun...hehehehe!
heheheheh I resemble those too. Kathy
You are SO right! ROFLMAO! laurie
Hi Tootsie...I think I know that guy too! Funny... ;-) Bo
That's just too hilarious :)
Can you imagine????? Too funny! Sounds like something my nephew would do when he was much younger. ~ Robyn
OMG! It took me a full five minutes to stop laughing ... thanks bunches!
LOL~ I received this e-mail, too.
Hope you are doing well!
I MISS YOU!
Hi, I found you through Dawnie and am I glad I did! This is a scream - "where are the antidepressants" I'm still cracking up. This actually sounds like a lot of fun, I really hate going to Wal-mart! Kathy
The things my husband does are mild compared to this. He'll say, loud enough to be heard by others while we are grocery shopping, "What if my wife sees me", or something silly like that. MEN......when will they ever grow up. ;)
I was laughing so hard reading this that my oldest boy had to come up and read it too! Then he was laughing. I think the funniest was putting condoms in people's cars, and the one that really got me going was making a trail with tomato juice into the ladie's room!
I can imagine your dad is a hoot to shop with! The only evil thing I have done is go down the toy aisle with my daughter and set all the toys off, or fart and leave so my daughter gets blamed. *hangs head in shame*
O>k...... once again because of you my stomach hurts!!!!!!
This is hilarious! It's not my husband...he refuses to go shopping!
LMAO!!! Does ANY husband like to go shopping???
This is so funny. My father in law is always messing around in the stores when he goes with my mother in law. Some of the things I could see him doing!!!
Well your dad must be a hoot!! I think I'd like him!....But I'd NEVER go shopping with him! Lol!! Vanna
Oh my *lol*..this IS funny. Can you imagine...well you can imagine your dad doing it. Thats funny.
Thank you for sharing and the laugh..
TOO funny Tootsie !!!
You seem to find some very funny stories.
Have a great week.
Your dad must be a lot of fun.I would like to try some of theseout myself.hehe Cyndi
Oh, Girl that is so funny! I will have to tell hubby what he can do when I am shopping! lol
I was laughing so hard. Thanks. I will remember these next time I want to take my husband shopping!
OmG ..is that funny
and to think you dad
does that..He must be
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