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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Just Do It!

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants

h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!!!


Tootsie said...

Fertilizer Friday is still going to happen....It will be up hopefully Thursday some time.
Thanks for all the wonderful comments worries!!!

Happy To Be/ Gl♥ria said...

Hey girl...Dawna send this to me and it was so funny...Glad to see you back my dear daughter have missed ya girl...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria

Pug1 said...

HAAA HAAAA, I'm goober lickin tush

Confessions of a Plate Addict said...

How funny, Crusty! My new name is Doombah Chicken Frack!! lol Thanks for the laugh! Enjoy the rest of your week!...Debbie aka Doombah

Becca's Dirt said...

Hey Tootsie - my new name is - Doombah Farkle-Tush. Funny Girl!

Anonymous said...

Hi Tootsie! Where do you come up with this stuff!? Hope your week is going nicely- kids in school yet?

I am still trying to get some energy drummed up here! did take up the carpet in my guest room- now why did I do that when I should be working on that Breakfast nook? Well that your friend Dorfus Friken Lips for you!!


Justine said...

This is too cute! My new name is:

Snooty Flippin Brains!

Justine ;o )

cindy said...

Well hello Crusty Chuckle-face! My name is Sloopy Chuckle-Fanny! lol

squawmama said...

OK Tootsie, I did it and hear is my name...

Sloopy dippin hiney

Now that is funny!!!


Sue said...

I'm snooty chicken tush!!
Hey tootsie, I had some birdfood in a little dish along my driveway where I have some flowers, up came 3 sunflowers from seeds dropping and the big one bloomed today! Its too cute!! I guess I better take a picture tomorrow!

Darla said...

What the ? I'm Dorfus Gizzardhump!!!

Raggedy Angel said...

Ha! Move over girl....I am
Tootsie Hamster Hump!

trash talk said...

Dear Crusty,
If you would like to find out what your stripper name is just:
a. Name your first pet
b. Name the first street you grew up on
c. Spot Sherman!
Doombah PottyDoodle

nikkicrumpet said...

Hey Crusty....Funky Chicken Butt just stopped in to see how you were doing. Thanks for the laugh.

Four Paws and Co said...

Just start calling me SNICKLE FEATHER-TUSH!


I had to play along......
doombah pottypants...
Deb :)

Erin said...

Dorky Dippinpants here!

Amelia said...

Super funny! Nice to be able to laugh at something clean for once! Ha!

imjacobsmom said...

Hey Girl, I'm Doombah Dippin Chunks...Thanks for laughs, I needed them today! ~ Robyn

Cathy said...

How much fun... thanks from
Tootsie Chicken Butt..

Sue said...

This was very fun (and cute!)
I'm now Snooty Batty Shorts!
I think it fits....LOL.
Thanks for a wonderful start to my day.

SmilingSally said...

Boobie Farkle Fanny

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

I am Sloopy Fricken Butt! Now, don't get me wrong, but I really don't think I look like a Sloopy Fricken Butt! I think I'm more of a Sloopy Farkle Tush (using my maiden name. And being divorced, can't I do that?)

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah! Hi Tootsie! That was hilarious! My new name is Sloopy Gizzard Brains! I love it! Just call me Sloop!

Donna Marie

Salmagundi said...

Funny stuff! I had to laugh out loud, as 'boobie dipping sprinkles' is so not me - I don't think so anyway!! Sally

Anonymous said...

Snooty Chicken Tush? Hey. I am not snooty! I may be the poultry's hind end...that part I agree with! That was a good laugh..Thanks Tootsie!


Dorfus Pottysprinkles aka Teresa said...

What a hoot! Thanks for a chuckle and I will try to laugh an extra 142 times today.
Dorfus pottysprinkles

Stacey said...

Snickle Chicken-Hump! That's me. :)