MY NEW NAME IS CRUSTY CHUCKLE FACE DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesy
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barfy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!!!
Comments
Thanks for all the wonderful comments girls...no worries!!!
I am still trying to get some energy drummed up here! did take up the carpet in my guest room- now why did I do that when I should be working on that Breakfast nook? Well that your friend Dorfus Friken Lips for you!!
blessing
mary
Snooty Flippin Brains!
Justine ;o )
Sloopy dippin hiney
Now that is funny!!!
(((HUGS)))
Donna
Hey tootsie, I had some birdfood in a little dish along my driveway where I have some flowers, up came 3 sunflowers from seeds dropping and the big one bloomed today! Its too cute!! I guess I better take a picture tomorrow!
Tootsie Hamster Hump!
If you would like to find out what your stripper name is just:
a. Name your first pet
b. Name the first street you grew up on
c. Voila...meet Spot Sherman!
Love,
Doombah PottyDoodle
Warmly,
doombah pottypants...
aka...
Deb :)
Tootsie Chicken Butt..
I'm now Snooty Batty Shorts!
I think it fits....LOL.
Thanks for a wonderful start to my day.
xoxoxox
Donna Marie
XOSue
Thanks,
Dorfus pottysprinkles