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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Get Ready to Giggle!

I know I promised to share with you all the home interior project that I have been working on...but...just when I was about to take photos...something very bad happened in the room, and I have had to put it on slight delay...
I WILL be posting that room on Monday without fail, and if you need me between now and Fertilizer Friday.....
I thought I'd leave you with this little story.

If you don't laugh at this one,
Then you don't have a sense of humor...

Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

Until I see you all again on Friday for the weekly Flaunting….Happy gardenig!

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Becca's Dirt said...

LOL Tootsie. Have a great day in the greenhouse but then it's a great day just to be in the greenhouse.

Shirley said...

Ok, I admit to a smirk! Enjoy your greenhouse you lucky girl!!

Monica said...

Is that garden at the top's absolutely beautiful!!
I'm from New Brunswick and I'm trying to follow as many of my fellow Canadian bloggers as possible. I’m now your newest follower on GFC and twitter.

Lemon Lane Studio said...

That was definitely worth a good belly laugh. Unfortunately, I get it! lol

Anonymous said...

That's brilliant!!!!! LOL

CJ xx

Anonymous said...

Haha, that's funny! My husband will like this! I'm printing it now as we speak.

I am a new follower from the Thursday blog hop and would love a follow back. I can't wait to read more! Have a Terrific Thursday and thanks for the laugh!


Karen said...

Awwww...Tootsie, LOL. Ewww, I wouldn't want to switch sides! Hope you're having fun in the greenhouse. Did your snow melt yet? We got another 10 inches of fresh white stuff yesterday. Sigh.

Style, Decor & More said...

LOL! Great blog!
New follower from the blog hop!
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Terri said...

Oh how I wish we lived closer so you could show me how you get the greenhouse growing so well! I mess up CONSTANTLY!