Get Ready to Giggle!

I know I promised to share with you all the home interior project that I have been working on...but...just when I was about to take photos...something very bad happened in the room, and I have had to put it on slight delay...
I WILL be posting that room on Monday without fail, and if you need me between now and Fertilizer Friday.....
I'LL BE IN THE GREENHOUSE! LOL
I thought I'd leave you with this little story.

If you don't laugh at this one,
Then you don't have a sense of humor...

Old Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‘Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.

Until I see you all again on Friday for the weekly Flaunting….Happy gardenig!

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