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Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Blondes and the Christmas Tree

There were two blonds, Char and Robina who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blond turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
(The names ha
ve been changed to protect the innocent.)

35 comments:

Hocking Hills Gardener said...

LOL. Tee Hee!

Blondie's Journal said...

I love it, Tootsie!! It's always fun to go out and get my own tree!

xoxo
Janie

trash talk said...

Thanks for keeping my name out of print!
Debbie

Deborah said...

That was funny!!! One I can remember also!
Merry Christmas!

Dragonfly Treasure said...

OMG!! Thanks for the chuckle!! LOL
*hugs*deb

Evelyn Howard said...

:)

Love the Decor! said...

Too funny
Thanks for the laugh!!

onlymehere said...

This was toooo funny! Thanks for the chuckle tonight!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Oh, I am REALLY laughing out loud! That is soooo funny! Thanks for giving me such a good laugh. Have a wonderful Christmas. laurie

Mary Ellen (megardengal) said...

Tootsie you always come up with the funniest stories!!

haven't been over much with the busyness of the holidays but think about you all the time friend!

Pray your Christmas week is filled with meeting Jesus at every turn!

blessings
mary

Ellie Mae's Cottage said...

Hahaha! Too funny!

Sigrun said...

Too funny!! Merry Christmas.

artis1111 said...

Give me that AXXXXXX!!!hehehe ♥♥♥♥Kathy

CiNdEe said...

LOL that is a good one(-:
Those poor girls(-:

Teresa @ Grammy Girlfriend said...

Too cute...It has been such a blessing to meet you in blogland...You have enriched my life. Blessings to you and yours....Merry Christmas and a New Year filled with many blessings.
Teresa
Grammy Girlfriend http://teresa-grammygirlfriend.blogspot.com/
and
http://grammyababychangeseverything.blogspot.com

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

Oooohhh, you got me good with this one! I'm still giggling! ☺

Sue said...

I loved this joke-thanks for the early morning smile!
Have a great Christmas, Tootsie!!

Susie's country cottage said...

Hi Tootsie
I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. I cant believe how cold it is over there. We complain here in the UK if it is -5C so I dont know how you cope with -27!
I'm looking forward to seeing your garden blooming again next summer.
Susie X

"Blossom" said...

Laughing My butt offfffffffffff.
That would be something my oldest daughter would say. Have a wonderful holidays season my friend.
And stay warm.
Love
anita

Ima Weed said...

HO..HO..Ha..Ha..Ha

Bonnie said...

Too funny! I love that one!

The Japanese Redneck said...

I didn't know that you knew my sisters.....

Darla said...

This is a good one isn't it? My crowns arrived and are perfect!!!! Check your email..

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Aaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaa!!! :):) GOOD ONE!
If you had only walked a FEW feet further.....just a FEW FEET!!!
:):)
Hugs!!

Catherine@AGardenerinProgress said...

Very cute :)

Tamara Jansen said...

You crack me up!

Gayle (GardenofDaisies) said...

Thanks for the good laugh. It's good for our health!
Merry Christmas to you!

Carol............. said...

Good Grief..I didn't know anyone was watching us let alone taping the conversation!!!!!!!!!!! LOL


Merry Christmas!

Jane said...

That was very cute!
Have a wonderful holiday.
Jane

cindy said...

Merry Christmas Tootsie!

Nutty Gnome said...

I loved that one - and had to go tell it to the Gnomelets ...they fell about laughing too!!!

xinex said...

Very cute, Tootsie! Merry Christmas to you and your family!...Christine

PAT said...

That's a great one!:-)

Thanks so much for the Christmas greeting!

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and the very best in 2010!

Chari said...

Season's Greetings, my friend...

Hey...I'm a blonde! I'm not so sure what's funny about this...I always prefer cutting down a tree that has already been decorated!!! I think it's just smart...I mean, get one that's not decorated...or...get one that IS decorated! I think it's an easy decision!

Hehehehehee....too cute, Darlin'!

Well sweet girl, I just read the note that you left for me at my place...thank you so much for coming by and for the Christmas well wishes! Ohhh my goodness...I can't believe that Chrismtas is in just a couple of days...where did the time go?

Toots, it's been awhile since I've been by for a visit so I wanted to catch up on what you've been up to! Just went through several of your last posts! Darlin', I just loved seeing all the "before & after" photos of your home! Ohhh my goodness...Girl, your home is absolutely gorgeous!!! Sooo rich and elegant!!! I love the wall color changes that you made...right up my alley, my friend! Ohhh...and I also was admiring...okay, drooling...over all your fabulous furniture! You really do have one of the most beautiful homes I've ever seen!!! I love your decor style...you are a very talented designer, my friend!!! Loved getting to see all of your home all dressed up in its Christmas finery too! By the way, I think the vignette in white that you did above your TV is just gorgeous...the one with the ice skates!!! Sooo pretty!!! I also enjoyed the pretty ornaments that you made for family and friends!!! I am really loving that pretty bronze/brown color that is so popular this year! I may have to do something with that color next year...of course, it'll be out of style by then! Hehe! Anyway, I always remember you making these pretties for your friends and family...I think it's fabulous!!!

Well...sweet friend, just wanted to come by and say hello! Sending you and your family my warmest wishes and blessings for a very Merry Christmas!!!

Love ya,
Chari @Happy To Design

colemulkey said...

Thanks Tootsie for the wonderful holiday greeting! And a Merry Christmas to you too. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods!